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The minute anyone does that, all men are doomed. Only men can bleed radiators, take that away and we have no purpose.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostInvent one.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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HV30C Autovents Chrome | Misc. Plumbing Tools | Screwfix.comOriginally posted by Mordac View PostThe minute anyone does that, all men are doomed. Only men can bleed radiators, take that away and we have no purpose.
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Any ideas spring from this? Yellowstone Park accident victim dissolved in boiling acidic pool - BBC NewsComment
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I won't tell the wife, and I'll let you know how long I manage to get away with it...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostGot my writer's club tomorrow and can't think of a story despite half a bottle of Pinot Grigiot. Any suggestions?
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This is another one - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...al-meth-schemeOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostAny ideas spring from this? Yellowstone Park accident victim dissolved in boiling acidic pool - BBC News"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Drink the other half?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostGot my writer's club tomorrow and can't think of a story despite half a bottle of Pinot Grigiot. Any suggestions?Comment
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Damn beat me to it.Originally posted by RSoles View PostDrink the other half?
How about neo Europhiles that plan to take over the world and give them one currency & Language removing personal freedom.
oh been done before.Comment
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Hmmm. Doing some last minute bollux about big bugs and little bugs. Thanks Ogden Nash.
If I don't get my imagination back by next month I shan't bother again. Trouble is, the description of interests in my profile, "Staring at the wall" is beginning to become a reality. When is Dignitas going to implement my suggestion of providing suffocation by a fat lady's huge bottom?
Hmm. Need to update my profile, IT contractor and part time rent boy is not right now I'm retired from IT. It should be full time rent boy.
PS Right. Done it. More like a philosophical treatise than a story, that will bore the old ladies.Last edited by xoggoth; 18 November 2016, 11:56.bloggoth
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