Thought for the day

**Lance** · 8 November 2016, 11:58

Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Just saw a magazine with a "free" gift attached. It's not a gift if it isn't free. Grr.

tear it off the magazine and walk out with it.

**Uncle Albert** · 8 November 2016, 11:59

You should have taken the gift and left the magazine. Then it would have been free.

**jamesbrown** · 8 November 2016, 11:59

Some people describe their kids as a "gift". Free, not so much.

**LondonManc** · 8 November 2016, 12:00

Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Some people describe their kids as a "gift". Free, not so much.

It's more the maintenance that is expensive than the original fee. In fact, for the opportunity cost of the £1 for a condom, it's probably the biggest financial cock-up (pun intended) of the lot.

**BrilloPad** · 8 November 2016, 12:01

You can subscribe to the cbeebies magazine to save you looking for it in the shop.

**MrMarkyMark** · 8 November 2016, 12:07

Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Just saw a magazine with a "free" gift attached. It's not a gift if it isn't free. Grr.

**LondonManc** · 8 November 2016, 12:59

Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Wow, I unfortunately know a bloke who'd love them (not me you bunch of cockwombles).

**LondonManc** · 8 November 2016, 13:00

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

You can subscribe to the cbeebies magazine to save you looking for it in the shop.

Did you get to keep the subscription in your settlement with your ex?

**Old Greg** · 8 November 2016, 13:18

Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Did you get to keep the subscription in your settlement with your ex?

Yes, but he has to hand the free gift over to the Official Receiver.

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