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    #21
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Free range eggs are not free. Masons aren’t free either.
    And shoplifters don't lift shops but you can make a Venetian blind by poking him in the eye and a Swiss roll by pushing him down a mountain but I've never seen an Elephant fly...
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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