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darmstadt replied

8 November 2016, 18:49
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Free range eggs are not free. Masons aren’t free either.

And shoplifters don't lift shops but you can make a Venetian blind by poking him in the eye and a Swiss roll by pushing him down a mountain but I've never seen an Elephant fly...
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Paddy replied

8 November 2016, 17:41
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Just saw a magazine with a "free" gift attached. It's not a gift if it isn't free. Grr.

Free range eggs are not free. Masons aren’t free either.
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LondonManc replied

8 November 2016, 17:21
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

This is the biggest swindle since all those "Free cash" ATM machines.

Not had a scandal like that since the adverts for, I kid you not, "quality used tyres". Mind you, I was driving through Cheetham Hill at the time!
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d000hg replied

8 November 2016, 17:19
This is the biggest swindle since all those "Free cash" ATM machines.
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LondonManc replied

8 November 2016, 15:03
Originally posted by redgiant View Post

Bronies is the collective noun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BronyCon

It is indeed. I've been bored tulipless with his card-playing woes.
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MrMarkyMark replied

8 November 2016, 14:21
Originally posted by vetran View Post

NSFW

Must admit this is where my mind first went

https://www.cpony.com/home/
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vetran replied

8 November 2016, 14:20
NSFW

Must admit this is where my mind first went

https://www.cpony.com/home/

Ponyplay is a form of human animal role play that draws on multiple elements of BDSM and often includes both obvious (e.g. restraints, bits (type of gag), harnesses, etc.) and more subtle forms of domination and submission.
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MrMarkyMark replied

8 November 2016, 14:01
Originally posted by redgiant View Post

Bronies is the collective noun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BronyCon

I must admit LM had told me about this Brony thing before, bloody creepy if you ask me.
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redgiant replied

8 November 2016, 13:57
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Wow, I unfortunately know a bloke who'd love them (not me you bunch of cockwombles).

Bronies is the collective noun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BronyCon
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vetran replied

8 November 2016, 13:54
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Yes, but he has to hand the free gift over to the Official Receiver.

is it you or MF receiving today then?
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MyUserName replied

8 November 2016, 13:52
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Some people describe their kids as "gits". Free, not so much.

FTFY
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Old Greg replied

8 November 2016, 13:18
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Did you get to keep the subscription in your settlement with your ex?

Yes, but he has to hand the free gift over to the Official Receiver.
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LondonManc replied

8 November 2016, 13:00
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

You can subscribe to the cbeebies magazine to save you looking for it in the shop.

Did you get to keep the subscription in your settlement with your ex?
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LondonManc replied

8 November 2016, 12:59
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Wow, I unfortunately know a bloke who'd love them (not me you bunch of cockwombles).
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MrMarkyMark replied

8 November 2016, 12:07
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Just saw a magazine with a "free" gift attached. It's not a gift if it isn't free. Grr.
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