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its powered by 'natural gas'?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWhy does it do a fart at 1.40?Comment
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Traffic Wardens have to be killed by dropping gold bard on them.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostCan it be used to kill traffic wardens?Comment
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