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Things I have learnt since joining CUK 10 years ago today

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    #31
    Originally posted by CretinWatcher View Post
    but worst of all the wine is crap ....
    Yes, and the wine is the worst I have ever tasted.

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      #32
      Originally posted by diseasex View Post
      there's more idiots in this world than I thought.

      Finally, even after considering the finite detail, we actually agree on something
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #33
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Yes, and the wine is the worst I have ever tasted.
        Still needs must and all that. We might become neighbours.

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          #34
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          That would only work if people actually gave any credence to your ramblings. Not a very likely contingency on HERE alas.
          Unlike your sandwich filling gibberish...
          “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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            #35
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Unlike your sandwich filling gibberish...
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #36
              Originally posted by cntl1 View Post
              That's not how averages work.

              If in imaginary household you have 9 people making 100k per year, and one making 10k, you can't say half of the folks in the household earn below the average of 91k. Maths 101.

              Did you know the average person has 1.9 legs?

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                #37
                Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
                Did you know the average person has 1.9 legs?
                How many have more than 2?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #38
                  Ten years ago today....

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by diseasex View Post
                    there's more idiots in this world than I thought.
                    Indeed, but you're clearly an impressively idiotic example since you deny your own idiocy.

                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    How many have more than 2?
                    Rolf Harris used to sing a song about one of those...

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      How many have more than 2?
                      Jake the peg.


                      Edit: Wot TM said

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