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Previously on "Things I have learnt since joining CUK 10 years ago today"

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Things I have learnt since joining CUK 10 years ago today

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  • motoukenin
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    Think someone on here proved that the average math ability of a CUK poster is less than that of a ten year old, all you need to know really

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Moi? Get banned? Mr NiceAndAmicable? I wouldn't even know where to begin. What would be the best way?
    Get Special Branch round Admin's house at 5 a.m. is your usual way.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
    11 years - definitely ir35 caught. Have you considered banning yourself for a few weeks
    Moi? Get banned? Mr NiceAndAmicable? I wouldn't even know where to begin. What would be the best way?

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  • GJABS
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    11 years - definitely ir35 caught. Have you considered banning yourself for a few weeks, or at least post crap onto other sites as well as this one, so you don't have 20% of the letters on your keyboard taken off of you? Purely for tax reasons y'know

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Another year, another divorce. Still nothing learned.
    FTFY

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  • BrilloPad
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    Another year. Still nothing learned.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Don't have unprotected sex with Andy W's mum.
    And remove your own existence?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Correction - that may be YOUR definition of "objective". Others may take a different view.
    And another thing I've learned is that many people just don't understand sarcasm.
    You're a mod, not a Commandant in the Stasi.
    Nice of you to say so, but not everyone would agree.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Don't send photos of your n0b to female CUKkers.
    Don't fly a Tornado with a hot bowl of spaghetti on your lap.
    Don't have unprotected sex with Andy W's mum.
    I would suggest participating in the last activity should not be done before the first one

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Things I have learned:
    (recap) People do get upset over trivial things. For example - receiving an infraction. No-one else knows you've received it, and it doesn't affect your use of the forums. But boy, does it rankle.

    People love to spin. For example, where people whine about an infraction - that was actually reversed after discussion.

    The definition of "objective" is "thinking about things the same way I do".
    Correction - that may be YOUR definition of "objective". Others may take a different view. You're a mod, not a Commandant in the Stasi.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by BoggyMcCBoggyFace View Post
    Don't trust accountants called Darren Upton.
    Don't send photos of your n0b to female CUKkers.
    Don't fly a Tornado with a hot bowl of spaghetti on your lap.
    Don't have unprotected sex with Andy W's mum.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    And my infraction was bang out of order.
    Things I have learned:
    (recap) People do get upset over trivial things. For example - receiving an infraction. No-one else knows you've received it, and it doesn't affect your use of the forums. But boy, does it rankle.

    People love to spin. For example, where people whine about an infraction - that was actually reversed after discussion.

    The definition of "objective" is "thinking about things the same way I do".

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  • BoggyMcCBoggyFace
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    Don't trust accountants called Darren Upton.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I'm sure you'll have another one soon that should rectify that
    Bring it on. If calling out a blatant sockie for a bit of facial reassignment is a nailed on infraction, we're all fecked.

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