Please lord, just that one AppStore idea

[northernladuk]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Rich

Christ. 6 people bought it although 2 got refunds. Were there 4 stories with glum looking parents and a guilty looking kid in the DM shortly after?

[SunnyInHades]

"Indie smash hit 'Flappy Bird' racks up $50K per day in ad revenue"

Javascript 'Clone'
Full Source:

void setup() { //From KTByte.com: crappier bird, based off http://tinyurl.com/reddit-crappybird
size(600, 800); //uncomment this to make it slower: frameRate(30);
} //License: Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 and GNU GPL license
PImage c=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/cXaR0vS.png"),b=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/mw0ai3K.png");
PImage w=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/4SUsUuc.png"),m=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/U6KEwxe.png");
int r,s=0,d=1,x,y=400,vy,wx[]={0,0},wy[]={0,0},e=1800,l=600,hs=0,v=800;
void draw() { //RULES: Max 100 characters per line. 1 semicolon per line, not including for loops
for(int t=0,q=1;t<=e;t+=e,q=1) for(imageMode(1);q>0;q--,imageMode(3)) image(c,x+t,0);
for(int i=0,z=y+=vy+=1,q=(x=x-6==-1800?0:x-6);i<2;i++,fill(0),textSize(40),image(b,l/2,y)){
for(int j=-1;j<2;j+=2,text(""+s,l/2-15,700)) image(w, wx[i], wy[i]+j*(w.height/2+100));
if((wx[i]=wx[i]<0?(wy[i]=(int)random(200,v-200))/wy[i]*l:wx[i]-6)==l/2&&d==0) hs=max(++s,hs);
d = (abs(width/2-wx[i])<25 && abs(y-wy[i])>100) || y > height || y < 0 ? 1 : d;
} //MORE RULES: close curly brackets on their own line. Must run in Processing Java + JS
if (d==(r=1)) for(imageMode(1);r>0;r--,rectMode(3),text("HighScore: "+hs,50,l)) image(m, 0, 0);
} //Check out game walkthroughs at: http://www.ktbyte.com/textbook/gamewalkthroughs
void mousePressed() { //Start learning Java for free: http://www.ktbyte.com/intro
if (d==(vy=-17)/-17) y=(wx[1]=900) + 100 - ((wy[0]=(wy[1]=wx[0]=600)-200)+200 + (x = s = d = 0));
} //This is line 18. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss ~Douglas Adams

Game:
https://www.ktbyte.com/java-tutorial/game-walkthroughs

[vetran]

Christ. 6 people bought it although 2 got refunds. Were there 4 stories with glum looking parents and a guilty looking kid in the DM shortly after?

more importantly how much is their house worth?

[Agent]

"Indie smash hit 'Flappy Bird' racks up $50K per day in ad revenue"

Javascript 'Clone'
Full Source:

void setup() { //From KTByte.com: crappier bird, based off http://tinyurl.com/reddit-crappybird
size(600, 800); //uncomment this to make it slower: frameRate(30);
} //License: Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 and GNU GPL license
PImage c=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/cXaR0vS.png"),b=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/mw0ai3K.png");
PImage w=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/4SUsUuc.png"),m=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/U6KEwxe.png");
int r,s=0,d=1,x,y=400,vy,wx[]={0,0},wy[]={0,0},e=1800,l=600,hs=0,v=800;
void draw() { //RULES: Max 100 characters per line. 1 semicolon per line, not including for loops
for(int t=0,q=1;t<=e;t+=e,q=1) for(imageMode(1);q>0;q--,imageMode(3)) image(c,x+t,0);
for(int i=0,z=y+=vy+=1,q=(x=x-6==-1800?0:x-6);i<2;i++,fill(0),textSize(40),image(b,l/2,y)){
for(int j=-1;j<2;j+=2,text(""+s,l/2-15,700)) image(w, wx[i], wy[i]+j*(w.height/2+100));
if((wx[i]=wx[i]<0?(wy[i]=(int)random(200,v-200))/wy[i]*l:wx[i]-6)==l/2&&d==0) hs=max(++s,hs);
d = (abs(width/2-wx[i])<25 && abs(y-wy[i])>100) || y > height || y < 0 ? 1 : d;
} //MORE RULES: close curly brackets on their own line. Must run in Processing Java + JS
if (d==(r=1)) for(imageMode(1);r>0;r--,rectMode(3),text("HighScore: "+hs,50,l)) image(m, 0, 0);
} //Check out game walkthroughs at: http://www.ktbyte.com/textbook/gamewalkthroughs
void mousePressed() { //Start learning Java for free: http://www.ktbyte.com/intro
if (d==(vy=-17)/-17) y=(wx[1]=900) + 100 - ((wy[0]=(wy[1]=wx[0]=600)-200)+200 + (x = s = d = 0));
} //This is line 18. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss ~Douglas Adams

Game:
https://www.ktbyte.com/java-tutorial/game-walkthroughs

That's nothing, clash of clans makes abour $5M a day! Made $2.3 Billion in 2015..

[NotAllThere]

"Indie smash hit 'Flappy Bird' racks up $50K per day in ad revenue"

Javascript 'Clone'
Full Source:

void setup() { //From KTByte.com: crappier bird, based off http://tinyurl.com/reddit-crappybird
size(600, 800); //uncomment this to make it slower: frameRate(30);
} //License: Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 and GNU GPL license
PImage c=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/cXaR0vS.png"),b=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/mw0ai3K.png");
PImage w=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/4SUsUuc.png"),m=loadImage("http://i.imgur.com/U6KEwxe.png");
int r,s=0,d=1,x,y=400,vy,wx[]={0,0},wy[]={0,0},e=1800,l=600,hs=0,v=800;
void draw() { //RULES: Max 100 characters per line. 1 semicolon per line, not including for loops
for(int t=0,q=1;t<=e;t+=e,q=1) for(imageMode(1);q>0;q--,imageMode(3)) image(c,x+t,0);
for(int i=0,z=y+=vy+=1,q=(x=x-6==-1800?0:x-6);i<2;i++,fill(0),textSize(40),image(b,l/2,y)){
for(int j=-1;j<2;j+=2,text(""+s,l/2-15,700)) image(w, wx[i], wy[i]+j*(w.height/2+100));
if((wx[i]=wx[i]<0?(wy[i]=(int)random(200,v-200))/wy[i]*l:wx[i]-6)==l/2&&d==0) hs=max(++s,hs);
d = (abs(width/2-wx[i])<25 && abs(y-wy[i])>100) || y > height || y < 0 ? 1 : d;
} //MORE RULES: close curly brackets on their own line. Must run in Processing Java + JS
if (d==(r=1)) for(imageMode(1);r>0;r--,rectMode(3),text("HighScore: "+hs,50,l)) image(m, 0, 0);
} //Check out game walkthroughs at: http://www.ktbyte.com/textbook/gamewalkthroughs
void mousePressed() { //Start learning Java for free: http://www.ktbyte.com/intro
if (d==(vy=-17)/-17) y=(wx[1]=900) + 100 - ((wy[0]=(wy[1]=wx[0]=600)-200)+200 + (x = s = d = 0));
} //This is line 18. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss ~Douglas Adams

Game:
https://www.ktbyte.com/java-tutorial/game-walkthroughs

Yay. Just got my hi-score.

2.

[TestMangler]

GPS Clitoris Locator

[barrydidit]

GPS Clitoris Locator

No use to anyone here. Unless it was in dungeons and dragons style riddles i suppose

If the clit it is you seek,
Then to a woman, you must speak

[greenlake]

GPS Clitoris Locator

I found a big one in aisle 2....

[WTFH]

I had an idea for an app once, quite simple - when you're out and about in an area with poor mobile signal, the app would create a ping/vibrate when the phone got signal, with an option to set it for when you get 3G/4G for email/internet.
I contacted a developer about it but they said that it was too difficult to do (this was a few years ago).

So, if anyone wants to develop that, go for it. Give me a free copy and make your millions.

[fullyautomatix]

I had an idea for an app once, quite simple - when you're out and about in an area with poor mobile signal, the app would create a ping/vibrate when the phone got signal, with an option to set it for when you get 3G/4G for email/internet.
I contacted a developer about it but they said that it was too difficult to do (this was a few years ago).

So, if anyone wants to develop that, go for it. Give me a free copy and make your millions.

Too difficult, could you give me the idea plus the source code and other bits also ?