How to tell if your cat doesn't like you...

[SueEllen]

It moves to France or if you are Irish it moves to Liverpool.

Or if you are Boris Johnson it just tries to move into Number 10 linky

[xoggoth]

Creepy little sods, can't understand what people see in them. I just have a little puppet parrot, much cheaper and less hastle.

[SueEllen]

Creepy little sods, can't understand what people see in them. I just have a little puppet parrot, much cheaper and less hastle.

They catch mice and rats which was the main reason they became pets.

They stop dogs they live with from barking and some are very friendly.

And unlike dogs don't follow your every move and need to be taken for walks.

[NotAllThere]

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And unlike dogs don't follow your every move...

That's what they want you to think.

[SueEllen]

That's what they want you to think.

Sorry should say physically follow your every move. Instead they plot...

[xoggoth]

They catch mice and rats which was the main reason they became pets.
... And unlike dogs don't follow your every move and need to be taken for walks.

Kill enormous numbers of birds and other wildlife too. And unlike dogs they do all their walking on other people's property.

PS And they crap on my lawn.

[quackhandle]

I've bought some anti foul spray/powder to stop the f*ckers dumping on my lawns, so far it seems to be working.

Automated sentry guns from Weyland Yutani are on order.

qh

[OwlHoot]

They stop dogs they live with from barking ..

That's a good reason on its own to have a cat, if you have a barky dog like a Jack Russell.

How on Earth do they stop the dogs barking? Is it just a calming effect?

[Lockhouse]

It's their sense of humour that does it for me. Dark and twisted.

[FatLazyContractor]

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