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Previously on "How to tell if your cat doesn't like you..."
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Dogs are pack animals so if the cat decides it's the leader, they learn to do what the cat says.
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I was actually talking about cats not children although it's quite true that they are also creepy little creatures.They came as part of the package with the wife
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Sort of like a packaged bank account? I hear it might be the next big thing for the mis-selling industry. You should get a claim in early on those cats, especially if there's more than one.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThey came as part of the package with the wife
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Nasty creatures. A single cat was responsible for the extinction of an entire species, something no human has managed to achieve so far.
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It's their sense of humour that does it for me. Dark and twisted.
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I've bought some anti foul spray/powder to stop the f*ckers dumping on my lawns, so far it seems to be working.
Automated sentry guns from Weyland Yutani are on order.
qh
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Kill enormous numbers of birds and other wildlife too. And unlike dogs they do all their walking on other people's property.They catch mice and rats which was the main reason they became pets.
... And unlike dogs don't follow your every move and need to be taken for walks.
PS And they crap on my lawn.Last edited by xoggoth; 28 July 2016, 09:31.
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That's what they want you to think.Originally posted by SueEllen View Post...
And unlike dogs don't follow your every move...
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They catch mice and rats which was the main reason they became pets.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostCreepy little sods, can't understand what people see in them. I just have a little puppet parrot, much cheaper and less hastle.
They stop dogs they live with from barking and some are very friendly.
And unlike dogs don't follow your every move and need to be taken for walks.
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