Mid life crisis......

[LondonManc]

I officially have it.

I am picking up an Alfa red Alfa with twin exhaust pipes and a stinkingly fast engine (175 horses) on Saturday.

To do my mid life crisis properly, what else do I need to do?

I've just downgraded to a stinkingly average 200 horses.

Your move.

[WTFH]

Mid life crisis......

1. Join AlfaOwner.com
2. Get used to jibes about your car breaking down
3. Start buying more expensive wine and drinking it, not laying it down.
4. Take up sports you shouldn't really do, but for some choose your clothing carefully e.g. Cycling - over 50s (or males in general) should not wear Lycra.
5. Get a good watch.

[WTFH]

I've just downgraded to a stinkingly average 200 horses.

Your move.

175bhp in a light Alfa is pretty fast.
I replaced 170bhp Alfa with 245bhp V6 4WD. The Alfa was more fun to drive.

[MrMarkyMark]

Drop the top and get down to the local 6th form at kicking out time and see if you can get your hands on a nubile 18 year old.
Perfect to go with your ridiculous car

[DimPrawn]

- Divorce the wife and run behind hookers.
- Get a couple of tattoes
- Wear bling
- Take holidays in Majorca, Mallorca, Lanzarote
- Get laid on holidays
- After you get bored of the above, grow a beard, buy a Volvo estate (Pre 2000 model) and tow a caravan to cornwall.
- Dont forget to dye your beard white.

You stalking me on facebook?

[MrMarkyMark]

You stalking me on facebook?

Volvo stage?

[gables]

175bhp in a light Alfa is pretty fast.
I replaced 170bhp Alfa with 245bhp V6 4WD. The Alfa was more fun to drive.

Maybe in the world of cars, not in the motorbike world, my 17 year old R1 is fast

[MrMarkyMark]

Maybe in the world of cars, not in the motorbike world, my 17 year old R1 is fast

Yours isn't a mid life crisis, its a way of life

[FatLazyContractor]

Yours isn't a mid life crisis, its a way of life

[LondonManc]

175bhp in a light Alfa is pretty fast.
I replaced 170bhp Alfa with 245bhp V6 4WD. The Alfa was more fun to drive.

I've never been a hairdresser.