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Mid life crisis......

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    #41
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    All very good until you slide into a tree at 60 mph. Then game over. A car driver will walk away with some airbag dust on their face.
    At 60 mph hitting the tree one won't be walking over, airbag is only good to enable open coffin burial...

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      #42
      Originally posted by vwdan View Post
      Definitely grab a motorbike. I appreciate the effort with the car, but I swapped my 220Bbhp vRS for a 3.0L V6 last week so I think you're gonna have to do better.
      Do you have funds left over for the penis extension?

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        #43
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Do you have funds left over for the penis extension?
        No, he's hard up now.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #44
          Vehicles with less than 500 bhp are not worth driving.

          HTH

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            #45
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            No, he's hard up now.
            Not needed then?
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #46
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              At 60 mph hitting the tree one won't be walking over, airbag is only good to enable open coffin burial...
              In your Trabant, maybe so...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #47
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                You could have replaced it with a 240bhp Alfa. That said, you could get a Cayman S for not much more than a 4C, so why wouldn't you?
                Cause my reason for changing was a need for a car with a bigger boot. Cayman/4C didn't fit the bill. Macao almost did.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Cause my reason for changing was a need for a car with a bigger boot. Cayman/4C didn't fit the bill. Macao almost did.
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    Moderation comes in a variety of forms.

                    When I permaban, there's no coming back.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      Do you have funds left over for the penis extension?
                      No. I'm helping his wife though.

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