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Mid life crisis......
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At 60 mph hitting the tree one won't be walking over, airbag is only good to enable open coffin burial... -
Do you have funds left over for the penis extension?Originally posted by vwdan View PostDefinitely grab a motorbike. I appreciate the effort with the car, but I swapped my 220Bbhp vRS for a 3.0L V6 last week so I think you're gonna have to do better.Comment
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No, he's hard up now.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDo you have funds left over for the penis extension?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Not needed then?Originally posted by WTFH View PostNo, he's hard up now.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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In your Trabant, maybe so...Originally posted by AtW View PostAt 60 mph hitting the tree one won't be walking over, airbag is only good to enable open coffin burial...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Cause my reason for changing was a need for a car with a bigger boot. Cayman/4C didn't fit the bill. Macao almost did.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostYou could have replaced it with a 240bhp Alfa. That said, you could get a Cayman S for not much more than a 4C, so why wouldn't you?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostCause my reason for changing was a need for a car with a bigger boot. Cayman/4C didn't fit the bill. Macao almost did.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Moderation comes in a variety of forms.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
When I permaban, there's no coming back.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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No. I'm helping his wife though.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDo you have funds left over for the penis extension?Comment
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