Thankfully no Jap Knotweed in the garden.
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Drink whisky? Oh wait ....Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWhat will you do after we pull out of Europe?
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostYeah but the stalks die off over winter and become paper-like bamboo type stuff that burn like a petrol soaked prostitute.
Agree with your removal method but it has to be done early in the year as it starts to sprout and sodium chlorate also does the trick
But getting hold of NaClO3 is tricky these days and glyphosphate just isn't as good.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What, you don't have your own, in house, gardening and landscaping teamOriginally posted by CretinWatcher View PostSo we had the gardeners in yesterday to prune the overgrown trees, shrubs, hedges, laurel etc.
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Had to sack them as a post-Brexit cost cutting measure ...Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostWhat, you don't have your own, in house, gardening and landscaping team
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostWhat, you don't have your own, in house, gardening and landscaping team
You only have ONE team for gardening AND landscaping? AYSYCOTBAC?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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yes, thanks to the IRA.Originally posted by WTFH View PostBut getting hold of NaClO3 is tricky these days and glyphosphate just isn't as good.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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One team of 15, per property, why would one need moreOriginally posted by WTFH View PostYou only have ONE team for gardening AND landscaping? AYSYCOTBAC?
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Well, a team for the lawns, a team for the borders, a team for the display beds, a team for the cut flowers, a team for the hedging, a team for the greenhouses, potting sheds and coldframes, a team for the fruit and finally a team (I call "The Moderators") to deal with the vegetables.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOne team of 15, per property, why would one need more
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And it's sale banned as of June IIRCOriginally posted by WTFH View Postglyphosphate just isn't as good.Comment
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