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The magic fire that won't go out
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Are you sure they didn't use nuclear waste as the accelerantOriginally posted by CretinWatcher View PostFeck me the fire is still going. Even a heavy bit of rain can't knock it out.
Think I've discovered the secret of free energy
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Well its just a pile of garden waste.Originally posted by WTFH View PostFlames, or just glowing embers?
If I have a poke underneath there's definitely small flames.
Still think it's diesel?
I'll need to put it out tonight but its right at the end of the garden, no hosepipe will reach that far.
Maybe I'll have to drag a water butt to it.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostAre you sure they didn't use nuclear waste as the accelerant
Bodies burn well
...So I've been told…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Times are hard, post Brexit, he has already had to let his regular gardening and landscaping team "go".Originally posted by WTFH View PostBodies burn well
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by CretinWatcher View PostWell its just a pile of garden waste.
If I have a poke underneath there's definitely small flames.
Still think it's diesel?
I'll need to put it out tonight but its right at the end of the garden, no hosepipe will reach that far.
Maybe I'll have to drag a water butt to it.
Yes, still diesel, it will have soaked into the wet wood and will wick through it for many hours. The dry material should have burned quite fiercely.
It will take a LOT of water to quench it if there is still a lot of things to burn.
I've seen a diesel fire of garden waste/branches burn for 3+ days.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI've seen a diesel fire, at a house, started with garden waste/branches burn for 3+ days, by pure coincidence it was owned by someone I had never liked very muchThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I thought it was practically impossible to set fire to diesel at normal atmospheric pressure and any reasonable temperatureOriginally posted by WTFH View PostYes, still diesel, it will have soaked into the wet wood and will wick through it for many hours. The dry material should have burned quite fiercely.
It will take a LOT of water to quench it if there is still a lot of things to burn.
I've seen a diesel fire of garden waste/branches burn for 3+ days.
I mean a diesel puddle won't ignite if you simply drop a lighted match on it.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Suity's new fire lighter can even set water on fire.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI thought it was practically impossible to set fire to diesel at normal atmospheric pressure and any reasonable temperature
I mean a diesel puddle won't ignite if you simply drop a lighted match on it.
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Its in Beta..Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostSuity's new fire lighter can even set water on fire.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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