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 It will go out once Brexit kicks inOriginally posted by CretinWatcher View PostSo we had the gardeners in yesterday to prune the overgrown trees, shrubs, hedges, laurel etc.
 And they made a fire to burn the garden waste (garden is large and adjoins other large gardens, so smoke not an issue).
 Then it rained quite heavily last night - I'd assumed that would put it out.
 And today I found the fire still going! So I took advantage and added some more wet garden waste on it.
 But its crackling away like a good 'un - Don't know how I could put it out even I wanted to.
 What sort of accelerant did the fookers use, I wonder. Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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 Over the past few Autumns I have been layering my fields boundary hedges plus I often have no end of prunings that are too small to keep for the wood burners indoors
 
 So we often have a fair size bonfire in an early stage of 'building uppiness'
 Here is a typical starter heap and yes my Geese were chasing my Shetlands, they do it for a laugh.
 
 Anyway once about twice this size and lit it will burn down over night and the ash will form a very effective clamp.
 Even heavy rain won't have a significant impact.
 A quick rake the next morning and it will burst into flames.
 I often keep a single bonfire going for a day or three, the clamps are great for doing jacket potatoes (in tin foil).
 To put yours out just rake it out over a wider area to get rid of the clamp mound.
 Bear in mind the soil will stay hot for days so keep pets (and geese away) I put Sheep hurdles around mine.
 
 So now I am worried, am I being deceived, just how much sugar is really in a spoon full!Comment
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