The magic fire that won't go out

[MrMarkyMark]

Well, a team for the lawns, a team for the borders, a team for the display beds, a team for the cut flowers, a team for the hedging, a team for the greenhouses, potting sheds and coldframes, a team for the fruit and finally a team (I call "The Moderators") to deal with the vegetables.

So, what you are trying to say is that Suity did the resourcing for your gardening project

[original PM]

So, what you are trying to say is that Suity did the resourcing for your gardening project

Indeed - think he missed the important bit about it being a window box!

[OwlHoot]

What sort of accelerant did the fookers use, I wonder.

Didn't you notice a large gap in your bookshelf last night?

A big stack of your priceless complete collection of early Beanos.

[MrMarkyMark]

Didn't you notice a large gap in your bookshelf last night?

A big stack of your priceless complete collection of early Beanos.

I always had him down as more of a Razzle or Escort man, myself

[CretinWatcher]

Didn't you notice a large gap in your bookshelf last night?

A big stack of your priceless complete collection of early Beanos.

Feck my invaluable collection of Toppers has vanished

[BrilloPad]

I blame Brexit

[quackhandle]

Japanese Knot Weed is very hard to kill. Best I've found is to take the top off near ground level, pour petrol down the hollow stem, give it a few minutes then put a match to it, burns the plant underground.

Don't you have to call the council about it? Or face fines, court martial, firing squad, etc.

qh

[WTFH]

Don't you have to call the council about it? Or face fines, court martial, firing squad, etc.

qh

No, you just need to dispose of it in a particular type of landfill site or dry and burn it.

[OwlHoot]

Don't you have to call the council about it? Or face fines, court martial, firing squad, etc.

qh

Isn't there some beetle or moth that likes eating it?

I mean what do the Japanese do about it (besides their normal approach of bulldozing the site and building skyscrapers and ten lane highways over it)?

[CretinWatcher]

Feck me the fire is still going. Even a heavy bit of rain can't knock it out.
Think I've discovered the secret of free energy