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First legal attempt to prevent Brexit

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    #41
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    If you insult me in a dream you'd better wake up and apologise!
    I still like my idea of the 2 European nuclear powers (us and Russia) dividing Europe between us. As the french also have nukes we could allow them to either remain neutral or possibly even join our side (just to show no hard feelings). What do you think?

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      #42
      Originally posted by GB9 View Post
      I still like my idea of the 2 European nuclear powers (us and Russia) dividing Europe between us. As the french also have nukes we could allow them to either remain neutral or possibly even join our side (just to show no hard feelings). What do you think?
      I like it. You could have catchy names like NATO and Warsaw Pact or something.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #43
        Originally posted by GB9 View Post
        I still like my idea of the 2 European nuclear powers (us and Russia) dividing Europe between us. As the french also have nukes we could allow them to either remain neutral or possibly even join our side (just to show no hard feelings). What do you think?
        Sometimes it really is better to post nothing, and leave your stupidity open to question, rather than post something and clarify the fact.
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #44
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          Sometimes it really is better to post nothing, and leave your stupidity open to question, rather than post something and clarify the fact.
          Have you had a sense of humour bypass?

          As you normally post common sense I will give you the benefit of the doubt.

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            #45
            Originally posted by GB9 View Post
            Have you had a sense of humour bypass?

            As you normally post common sense I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
            Well, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know), so the sense of humour has taken a bit of a battering, tbh. And if you can't manage primary school maths (2 nuclear nations plus another nuclear nation is sort of 3 nuclear nations) you should expect some sort of comeback.
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #46
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Well, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know),
              Oh dear. So you neither get laid nor can to porn.

              Sorry to hear that lad.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                Well, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know), so the sense of humour has taken a bit of a battering, tbh. And if you can't manage primary school maths (2 nuclear nations plus another nuclear nation is sort of 3 nuclear nations) you should expect some sort of comeback.
                Ok, I'll give you the 1+1+1 = 3! (I find it difficult to count the French)

                Think Bremner, Bird and Fortune delivery of the concept, very tongue in cheek!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  Oh dear. So you neither get laid nor can to porn.

                  Sorry to hear that lad.
                  Well, I seem to have upset her, and it's still only Tuesday morning, so your empathy is well placed and much appreciated.
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by GB9 View Post
                    Ok, I'll give you the 1+1+1 = 3! (I find it difficult to count the French)

                    Think Bremner, Bird and Fortune delivery of the concept, very tongue in cheek!
                    Ok, let you off, I've tried to forget about the French on occasion.
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                      Well, I seem to have upset her, and it's still only Tuesday morning, so your empathy is well placed and much appreciated.
                      I know the feeling. Her feeling, that is.

                      Bet I can help her

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