Reply to: First legal attempt to prevent Brexit

[Phil Rouge]

It all reminds me of Charlie Bkicking the football;

that bitch Lucy keeps yanking the ball away at the last moment but he keeps swinging nonetheless.

[MrMarkyMark]

I really should listen to you more, you will henceforward be my guru.

Or, you are MF's sockie and I claim my £5.

He can't be MFs sockie, he's too thin

[Mordac]

Well, you should have gone to the local Travelodge instead of inviting hookers to your bedroom, you chunt.

Even MMM knows that

I really should listen to you more, you will henceforward be my guru.

Or, you are MF's sockie and I claim my £5.

[FatLazyContractor]

Bet you can't. Although if you do want to have a crack, I should warn you she is stressed (mostly with me, but about to change job isn't helping the mood much)

Well, you should have gone to the local Travelodge instead of inviting hookers to your bedroom, you chunt.

Even MMM knows that

[Mordac]

I know the feeling. Her feeling, that is.

Bet I can help her

Bet you can't. Although if you do want to have a crack, I should warn you she is stressed (mostly with me, but about to change job isn't helping the mood much), possibly pre-menstrual, chuck in a hint of menopause, and that all adds up to a combo you would be well advised to avoid like the proverbial plague.

[MrMarkyMark]

I know the feeling. Her feeling, that is.

Ah, so your full re assignment, including hormones, is now complete

[FatLazyContractor]

Well, I seem to have upset her, and it's still only Tuesday morning, so your empathy is well placed and much appreciated.

I know the feeling. Her feeling, that is.

Bet I can help her

[Mordac]

Ok, I'll give you the 1+1+1 = 3! (I find it difficult to count the French)

Think Bremner, Bird and Fortune delivery of the concept, very tongue in cheek!

Ok, let you off, I've tried to forget about the French on occasion.

[Mordac]

Oh dear. So you neither get laid nor can to porn.

Sorry to hear that lad.

Well, I seem to have upset her, and it's still only Tuesday morning, so your empathy is well placed and much appreciated.

[GB9]

Well, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know), so the sense of humour has taken a bit of a battering, tbh. And if you can't manage primary school maths (2 nuclear nations plus another nuclear nation is sort of 3 nuclear nations) you should expect some sort of comeback.

Ok, I'll give you the 1+1+1 = 3! (I find it difficult to count the French)

Think Bremner, Bird and Fortune delivery of the concept, very tongue in cheek!

[FatLazyContractor]

Well, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know),

Oh dear. So you neither get laid nor can to porn.

Sorry to hear that lad.

[Mordac]

Have you had a sense of humour bypass?

As you normally post common sense I will give you the benefit of the doubt.

Well, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know), so the sense of humour has taken a bit of a battering, tbh. And if you can't manage primary school maths (2 nuclear nations plus another nuclear nation is sort of 3 nuclear nations) you should expect some sort of comeback.

[GB9]

Sometimes it really is better to post nothing, and leave your stupidity open to question, rather than post something and clarify the fact.

Have you had a sense of humour bypass?

As you normally post common sense I will give you the benefit of the doubt.

[Mordac]

I still like my idea of the 2 European nuclear powers (us and Russia) dividing Europe between us. As the french also have nukes we could allow them to either remain neutral or possibly even join our side (just to show no hard feelings). What do you think?

Sometimes it really is better to post nothing, and leave your stupidity open to question, rather than post something and clarify the fact.

[LondonManc]

I still like my idea of the 2 European nuclear powers (us and Russia) dividing Europe between us. As the french also have nukes we could allow them to either remain neutral or possibly even join our side (just to show no hard feelings). What do you think?

I like it. You could have catchy names like NATO and Warsaw Pact or something.