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 I still like my idea of the 2 European nuclear powers (us and Russia) dividing Europe between us. As the french also have nukes we could allow them to either remain neutral or possibly even join our side (just to show no hard feelings). What do you think?
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 I like it. You could have catchy names like NATO and Warsaw Pact or something.Originally posted by GB9 View PostI still like my idea of the 2 European nuclear powers (us and Russia) dividing Europe between us. As the french also have nukes we could allow them to either remain neutral or possibly even join our side (just to show no hard feelings). What do you think?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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 Sometimes it really is better to post nothing, and leave your stupidity open to question, rather than post something and clarify the fact.Originally posted by GB9 View PostI still like my idea of the 2 European nuclear powers (us and Russia) dividing Europe between us. As the french also have nukes we could allow them to either remain neutral or possibly even join our side (just to show no hard feelings). What do you think?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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 Have you had a sense of humour bypass?Originally posted by Mordac View PostSometimes it really is better to post nothing, and leave your stupidity open to question, rather than post something and clarify the fact.
 
 As you normally post common sense I will give you the benefit of the doubt.Comment
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 Well, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know), so the sense of humour has taken a bit of a battering, tbh. And if you can't manage primary school maths (2 nuclear nations plus another nuclear nation is sort of 3 nuclear nations) you should expect some sort of comeback.Originally posted by GB9 View PostHave you had a sense of humour bypass?
 
 As you normally post common sense I will give you the benefit of the doubt.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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 Oh dear. So you neither get laid nor canOriginally posted by Mordac View PostWell, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know), to porn. to porn.
 
 Sorry to hear that lad.  Comment
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 Ok, I'll give you the 1+1+1 = 3! (I find it difficult to count the French)Originally posted by Mordac View PostWell, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know), so the sense of humour has taken a bit of a battering, tbh. And if you can't manage primary school maths (2 nuclear nations plus another nuclear nation is sort of 3 nuclear nations) you should expect some sort of comeback.
 
 Think Bremner, Bird and Fortune delivery of the concept, very tongue in cheek!Comment
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 Well, I seem to have upset her, and it's still only Tuesday morning, so your empathy is well placed and much appreciated.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostOh dear. So you neither get laid nor can to porn. to porn.
 
 Sorry to hear that lad.  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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 Ok, let you off, I've tried to forget about the French on occasion.Originally posted by GB9 View PostOk, I'll give you the 1+1+1 = 3! (I find it difficult to count the French)
 
 Think Bremner, Bird and Fortune delivery of the concept, very tongue in cheek! His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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 I know the feeling. Her feeling, that is.Originally posted by Mordac View PostWell, I seem to have upset her, and it's still only Tuesday morning, so your empathy is well placed and much appreciated. 
 
 Bet I can help her  Comment
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