It all reminds me of Charlie Bkicking the football;
that bitch Lucy keeps yanking the ball away at the last moment but he keeps swinging nonetheless.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostI really should listen to you more, you will henceforward be my guru.
Or, you are MF's sockie and I claim my £5.
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWell, you should have gone to the local Travelodge instead of inviting hookers to your bedroom, you chunt.
Even MMM knows that
Or, you are MF's sockie and I claim my £5.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostBet you can't. Although if you do want to have a crack, I should warn you she is stressed (mostly with me, but about to change job isn't helping the mood much)
Even MMM knows that
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI know the feeling. Her feeling, that is.
Bet I can help her
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI know the feeling. Her feeling, that is.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostWell, I seem to have upset her, and it's still only Tuesday morning, so your empathy is well placed and much appreciated.
Bet I can help her
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostWell, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know), so the sense of humour has taken a bit of a battering, tbh. And if you can't manage primary school maths (2 nuclear nations plus another nuclear nation is sort of 3 nuclear nations) you should expect some sort of comeback.
Think Bremner, Bird and Fortune delivery of the concept, very tongue in cheek!
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostWell, the wife is WFH this week, as am I (crap timing, I know),
Sorry to hear that lad.
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Originally posted by GB9 View PostHave you had a sense of humour bypass?
As you normally post common sense I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostSometimes it really is better to post nothing, and leave your stupidity open to question, rather than post something and clarify the fact.
As you normally post common sense I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
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Originally posted by GB9 View PostI still like my idea of the 2 European nuclear powers (us and Russia) dividing Europe between us. As the french also have nukes we could allow them to either remain neutral or possibly even join our side (just to show no hard feelings). What do you think?
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Originally posted by GB9 View PostI still like my idea of the 2 European nuclear powers (us and Russia) dividing Europe between us. As the french also have nukes we could allow them to either remain neutral or possibly even join our side (just to show no hard feelings). What do you think?
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