Just been offered a permie role!

[FatLazyContractor]

I get a lot of that free with my bank account

Includes your activities with ladyboys?

[Old Greg]

Funny how perm employers like to add up all the perks. Pension, shares maybe. Paid Holidays - hardly a perk is it?

Best one I saw - laptop and mobile phone as a benefit. WTF. You want to give me as a business tool but its a perk. Thank you I can afford my own mobile and lappie.

Beats having to pay your own bus fare to the Dole Office every other Wednesday.

[unemployed]

Beats having to pay your own bus fare to the Dole Office every other Wednesday.

it gets paid direct nowadays .

never missed a bargain hunt episode yet .

[vetran]

Is that 300k total over 5 years, or 300k a year by year 5?

As long as it's not enforced economy travel, and you can fly Business class, I'd probably have a go at it for 300k a year :/ maybe...

Not used much but its always nice to get out!

[FatLazyContractor]

Not used much but its always nice to get out!

Having spent time with your wife, I can confirm that.

[psychocandy]

it gets paid direct nowadays .

never missed a bargain hunt episode yet .

You do need to physically turn up and sign every fortnight though...

[Old Greg]

You do need to physically turn up and sign every fortnight though...

I thought you get your brother-in-law to do it for you.

[vetran]

Having spent time with your wife, I can confirm that.

Yeah she is used to me taking a bit longer than the 1.3 seconds you lasted!

I at least get it out of my pants, she mentioned this fat guy came to the door then looked a bit embarrassed when she said hello, he then ran off grabbing his groin.

That's why I don't use the whoosh smilie often! The wife calls me slowhand!