Just been offered a permie role!

[MrMarkyMark]

Do you pay tax on airmiles?

Totally tax free on Walter Mitty Airlines

[LondonManc]

Do you pay tax on airmiles?

It's 300k airmiles? You are much cheapness aren't you.

[psychocandy]

Funny how perm employers like to add up all the perks. Pension, shares maybe. Paid Holidays - hardly a perk is it?

Best one I saw - laptop and mobile phone as a benefit. WTF. You want to give me as a business tool but its a perk. Thank you I can afford my own mobile and lappie.

[FatLazyContractor]

Funny how perm employers like to add up all the perks. Pension, shares maybe. Paid Holidays - hardly a perk is it?

Best one I saw - laptop and mobile phone as a benefit. WTF. You want to give me as a business tool but its a perk. Thank you I can afford my own mobile and lappie.

The only perks I like are Perky tits.

[tomtomagain]

Best one I saw - laptop and mobile phone as a benefit. WTF. You want to give me as a business tool but its a perk. Thank you I can afford my own mobile and lappie.

That used to be so common .... offering a laptop as a "benefit". It's not like it was your laptop and you could do what you wanted with it!

As for the mobile phone .... well I doubt they'd be too happy if you were making excessive personal calls on it either!.

[MarillionFan]

Funny how perm employers like to add up all the perks. Pension, shares maybe. Paid Holidays - hardly a perk is it?

Best one I saw - laptop and mobile phone as a benefit. WTF. You want to give me as a business tool but its a perk. Thank you I can afford my own mobile and lappie.

I don't know.

Basic Salary
25% Bonus
Car Allowance
Additional Pension Contributions
Stock options
RSUS
Stock Saving Scheme
Healthcare
Family Travel Insurance
Free Dental Care
Life Insurance
Gym Membership
Weekly Beer Evenings
and a Free Laptop

Sounds good to me.

Argahhhhh! WTF have I done!

[MrMarkyMark]

I don't know.

Basic Salary
25% Bonus
Car Allowance
Additional Pension Contributions
Stock options
RSUS
Stock Saving Scheme
Healthcare
Family Travel Insurance
Free Dental Care
Life Insurance
Gym Membership
Weekly Beer Evenings
and a Free Laptop

Sounds good to me.

Argahhhhh! WTF have I done!

I get a lot of that free with my bank account

[VectraMan]

The only perks I've ever had in Permiedom were health insurance, the main effect of which was to flip up my tax code as they tried to recover the BIK, and death in service insurance which does me no good at all.

[BrilloPad]

If you take it, remember to hand in your username on the way out. And your prefect badge.

[unemployed]

if you can sit about all day and surf the net , i will have it if you don`t