Just been offered a permie role!

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Direct from the client. They're looking for someone who is honest, hard working and won't keep on pestering the technical guys with his fantasist solutions unlike the other guy they just sacked.

[DimPrawn]

Sounds like a £45k base salary.

Ouch when that's what the client thinks you're worth.

And for £45K they will imagine they own your life 24/7.

[MarillionFan]

You're including gym membership in the 300k?

I took a permie job last year and handed in my notice after 3 1/2 months.

Yeah gym membership, plus a beer bash every week if you're in the US. Plus you get to pay 61% tax on any income from shares. Sweet deal.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Lube up, bend over and take it. Contracting is dead.

[administrator]

Were they offended when you laughed at them?

[FatLazyContractor]

Were they offended when you laughed at them?

I bet not. The company is known for Corporate Pole chokers.

[VectraMan]

And for £45K they will imagine they own your life 24/7.

I thought this version was funnier:

[LondonManc]

60k net or gross? If gross then that's gross.

[MrMarkyMark]

Yeah gym membership, plus a beer bash every week if you're in the US. Plus you get to pay 61% tax on any income from shares. Sweet deal.

Have you PMed PC, you can then get the definitive low down on your JSA claim?

[WTFH]

60k net or gross? If gross then that's gross.

Do you pay tax on airmiles?