Reply to: Just been offered a permie role!

[vetran]

Having spent time with your wife, I can confirm that.

Yeah she is used to me taking a bit longer than the 1.3 seconds you lasted!

I at least get it out of my pants, she mentioned this fat guy came to the door then looked a bit embarrassed when she said hello, he then ran off grabbing his groin.

That's why I don't use the whoosh smilie often! The wife calls me slowhand!

[Old Greg]

You do need to physically turn up and sign every fortnight though...

I thought you get your brother-in-law to do it for you.

[psychocandy]

it gets paid direct nowadays .

never missed a bargain hunt episode yet .

You do need to physically turn up and sign every fortnight though...

[FatLazyContractor]

Not used much but its always nice to get out!

Having spent time with your wife, I can confirm that.

[vetran]

Is that 300k total over 5 years, or 300k a year by year 5?

As long as it's not enforced economy travel, and you can fly Business class, I'd probably have a go at it for 300k a year :/ maybe...

Not used much but its always nice to get out!

[unemployed]

Beats having to pay your own bus fare to the Dole Office every other Wednesday.

it gets paid direct nowadays .

never missed a bargain hunt episode yet .

[Old Greg]

Funny how perm employers like to add up all the perks. Pension, shares maybe. Paid Holidays - hardly a perk is it?

Best one I saw - laptop and mobile phone as a benefit. WTF. You want to give me as a business tool but its a perk. Thank you I can afford my own mobile and lappie.

Beats having to pay your own bus fare to the Dole Office every other Wednesday.

[FatLazyContractor]

I get a lot of that free with my bank account

Includes your activities with ladyboys?

[unemployed]

if you can sit about all day and surf the net , i will have it if you don`t

[BrilloPad]

If you take it, remember to hand in your username on the way out. And your prefect badge.

[VectraMan]

The only perks I've ever had in Permiedom were health insurance, the main effect of which was to flip up my tax code as they tried to recover the BIK, and death in service insurance which does me no good at all.

[MrMarkyMark]

I don't know.

Basic Salary
25% Bonus
Car Allowance
Additional Pension Contributions
Stock options
RSUS
Stock Saving Scheme
Healthcare
Family Travel Insurance
Free Dental Care
Life Insurance
Gym Membership
Weekly Beer Evenings
and a Free Laptop

Sounds good to me.

Argahhhhh! WTF have I done!

I get a lot of that free with my bank account

[MarillionFan]

Funny how perm employers like to add up all the perks. Pension, shares maybe. Paid Holidays - hardly a perk is it?

Best one I saw - laptop and mobile phone as a benefit. WTF. You want to give me as a business tool but its a perk. Thank you I can afford my own mobile and lappie.

I don't know.

Basic Salary
25% Bonus
Car Allowance
Additional Pension Contributions
Stock options
RSUS
Stock Saving Scheme
Healthcare
Family Travel Insurance
Free Dental Care
Life Insurance
Gym Membership
Weekly Beer Evenings
and a Free Laptop

Sounds good to me.

Argahhhhh! WTF have I done!

[tomtomagain]

Best one I saw - laptop and mobile phone as a benefit. WTF. You want to give me as a business tool but its a perk. Thank you I can afford my own mobile and lappie.

That used to be so common .... offering a laptop as a "benefit". It's not like it was your laptop and you could do what you wanted with it!

As for the mobile phone .... well I doubt they'd be too happy if you were making excessive personal calls on it either!.

[FatLazyContractor]

Funny how perm employers like to add up all the perks. Pension, shares maybe. Paid Holidays - hardly a perk is it?

Best one I saw - laptop and mobile phone as a benefit. WTF. You want to give me as a business tool but its a perk. Thank you I can afford my own mobile and lappie.

The only perks I like are Perky tits.