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What is the best way to lose weight?
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Originally posted by Willapp View Postget off your arse and go for a run/cycle/swim/gym session and burn the calories off. You'll feel better for it.
Probably about the same as not eating a Snickers. Man burns approx 2000-2500 calories per day sat on his/her arse. It's much more efficient to cut down calorie intake than to exercise.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View Postalcohol is the answer, not the problem.
Oh, sorry, wrong thread.
Yes, cut back on the booze and the lbs drop off.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThought you might have recommended he get a Coke habit
Of course not!
My current alcohol problem is that I need to decant about 3 demijohns of it into bottles and I'm out of swing tops.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostOf course not!
My current alcohol problem is that I need to decant about 3 demijohns of it into bottles and I'm out of swing tops.
Your alcohol problem sounds a real betch, maybe a spell in The Priory could help.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostJust as well, don't forget you are a Mod now, responsibilities come with that, your young, care free, days are over, finished.
And your days of posting on here could be over, finished, if you p... me off.
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostYour alcohol problem sounds a real betch, maybe a spell in The Priory could help.
The alcohol problem is that The Priory isn't open...
The Priory, Reigate…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAnd your days of posting on here could be over, finished, if you p... me off.
The alcohol problem is that The Priory isn't open...
The Priory, Reigate
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostDeath.
Works wonders.
Die
Decompose until you have shed required amount of weight
Then rise from the dead and bobs your uncle the all new slim OP.
Probably look a bit scary though.
Passport photo might need to be renewed
Need new wardrobe etc.
Minor inconvenience though.Last edited by DallasDad; 10 June 2016, 18:40.So now I am worried, am I being deceived, just how much sugar is really in a spoon full!Comment
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Originally posted by unemployed View Postfrom hunk to chunk and slowly going back to hunk .
Although the ladies still take interest even being a chunk
easier to hide the weight at 6ft 3 i guess
need to get back to the glory daysComment
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Originally posted by unemployed View Post
need to get back to the glory daysThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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