If I have a remote job, can I expense hotels?

[FatLazyContractor]

And don't forget to expense the hookers .. They come dozen a dime on the la Ramblas, so I heard.

[scooterscot]

I expense my living costs here on the lake side just by the alps.

Everyday is a holiday.

[Old Greg]

I think Old Greg's sarcasm font is broken

You lot are such a bunch of disguised permies. The OP is RUNNING A BUSINESS, so this is perfectly acceptable. If the OP's accountant disagrees then i would respectfully introduce the Oude Joris Max 120 service, advantageously domiciled in the Dutch Antilles.

[WTFH]

You lot are such a bunch of disguised permies. The OP is RUNNING A BUSINESS, so this is perfectly acceptable. If the OP's accountant disagrees then i would respectfully introduce the Oude Joris Max 120 service, advantageously domiciled in the Dutch Antilles.

OK, I'll bite...
So are you saying that as a contractor, you can put your family holidays through the company as a legitimate business expense?
Because that is what the OP is trying to do.

[Old Greg]

OK, I'll bite...
So are you saying that as a contractor, you can put your family holidays through the company as a legitimate business expense?
Because that is what the OP is trying to do.

Is the family joining?

[SueEllen]

OK, I'll bite...
So are you saying that as a contractor, you can put your family holidays through the company as a legitimate business expense?
Because that is what the OP is trying to do.

Haven't you heard of the schemes OG helps promotes?

Do a search.

[eek]

I personally prefer the Oude Juan 125 scheme but you need to refer a few "friends" to get the higher rates..

[Pondlife]

You lot are such a bunch of disguised permies. The OP is RUNNING A BUSINESS, so this is perfectly acceptable. If the OP's accountant disagrees then i would respectfully introduce the Oude Joris Max 120 service, advantageously domiciled in the Dutch Antilles.

I'll be heading to Bonaire in Sept if you'd like me to pick up your post. You know you can trust me not to rifle through the filing cabinets.

[eek]

OK, I'll bite...
So are you saying that as a contractor, you can put your family holidays through the company as a legitimate business expense?
Because that is what the OP is trying to do.

I don't think you are aware of exactly how the Oude Joris Max 120 (pocket the VAT and run) and the Oude Juan 125 (pocket the VAT and screw your former friends) schemes work...

You think we are jesting but I've seen schemes that "work" using both techniques...

[Old Greg]

Haven't you heard of the schemes OG helps promotes?

Do a search.

"Scheme" sounds so shabby. We now prefer the term "Beneficial Partnership Product" or BPP.