Client Toilets

[NickFitz]

I once went to the bogs at a client site, and settled myself down in the only available seat (there were two cubicles). The guy in the next cubicle flushed just after I'd arrived, but didn't leave. Furthermore, he kept pulling off reams of bog roll, over and over again. After a minute or two of this, he flushed again.

He still didn't leave; just carried on pulling off loads of bog roll, and flushing it down. He must have done it at least eight or nine times before I finally decided I ought to do some work, put away my phone (I was reading some Wodehouse short stories, IIRC), and left. The last sound I heard as I exited the place was yet more bog roll being furiously pulled from the roll.

About an hour later, an email came around advising us that the toilets were blocked, and we should use the ones at the other end of the building.

It was the third time in as many months that such a blockage had happened, but at least this time I knew why. I can only assume some permie really didn't like their job, and this was their way of exacting revenge. Bit of a nuisance for everybody else though

[vadhert]

I once found a bob squatting on the toilet of an unlocked cubicle once.

At least he could have locked the door!

[d000hg]

I once found a bob man squatting on the toilet of an unlocked cubicle once.

At least he could have locked the door!

There you go, I fixed the unpleasant racist overtones you surely didn't intend to convey. You're welcome.

[BrilloPad]

I just went into trap1 and found Britain. God that is a depressing dump....

[Forgotmylogin]

As long as you've not got piss on your fingers what's the prob??!! Dong itself should be clean......

False.

The Straight Dope: Why are men supposed to wash their hands after urination? Plus: urine therapy!

[BrilloPad]

I just went into trap1 and found Britain. God that is a depressing dump....

And in trap2 I found CUK.

[KentDogWalker]

As long as you've not got piss on your fingers what's the prob??!! Dong itself should be clean......

Urine is sterile

[KentDogWalker]

I once went to the bogs at a client site, and settled myself down in the only available seat (there were two cubicles). The guy in the next cubicle flushed just after I'd arrived, but didn't leave. Furthermore, he kept pulling off reams of bog roll, over and over again. After a minute or two of this, he flushed again.

He still didn't leave; just carried on pulling off loads of bog roll, and flushing it down. He must have done it at least eight or nine times before I finally decided I ought to do some work, put away my phone (I was reading some Wodehouse short stories, IIRC), and left. The last sound I heard as I exited the place was yet more bog roll being furiously pulled from the roll.

About an hour later, an email came around advising us that the toilets were blocked, and we should use the ones at the other end of the building.

It was the third time in as many months that such a blockage had happened, but at least this time I knew why. I can only assume some permie really didn't like their job, and this was their way of exacting revenge. Bit of a nuisance for everybody else though

loooool

there are easier ways

[greenlake]

Urine is sterile

Urine is not sterile, and neither is the rest of you

[KentDogWalker]

this is worse than being told cold showers are good for you:

"Odds are you're among the 27 million Americans who recycle. … Would you be willing to take the act of recycling a step further and internally honor your bodily home, if it meant you'd have more energy, a stronger immune system, and an ageless complexion? Of course you would."