Reply to: Client Toilets

[MrMarkyMark]

Years ago I did a gig where I was in collecting KPIs for a major outsourcing.

On the day the announcement was made to offshore about 1000 people around the company I was in their Brighton office. After lunch a note was put on the toilets door to the affect

"We're sorry for today's anouncement, but for the individual who has smeared their excrement with their hands over all of the walls, doors and mirrors of the toilets, this is unacceptable as of your colleagues still has to clean this up"

Classy.

Sounds like something out of a horror film

[MarillionFan]

Years ago I did a gig where I was in collecting KPIs for a major outsourcing.

On the day the announcement was made to offshore about 1000 people around the company I was in their Brighton office. After lunch a note was put on the toilets door to the affect

"We're sorry for today's anouncement, but for the individual who has smeared their excrement with their hands over all of the walls, doors and mirrors of the toilets, this is unacceptable as of your colleagues still has to clean this up"

Classy.

[stek]

Sheffield BT NSOC was the worst for me, notices everywhere about respecting the toilets - i.e. not tulipting while standing on the seats, but worst for me where the crows (bogies) wiped both sides of the cubicle walls , had to poo with my shoulders drawn in.

Seven months of hell, my one and only shifts job, only did it cos nowt else, circa 2009, dedicated my whole to getting out and I did, to permiedom in Leeds for 65k, that didn't last cos I fell out with the boss!! What a ****** he was....

[xoggoth]

I walked into the toilets to be greeted with a smelly turd slap bang in the middle of the floor

Recall a similar incident once, mind you, it was at primary school.

[greenlake]

At EdF (I think it was, something to do with energy) in Paris once I walked into the toilets to be greeted with a smelly turd slap bang in the middle of the floor. I would struggle to explain how it even got there.

I guess someone had an accident before getting to the throne and, um, they were going commando and it just slid right down and was left where it lay.

The next day someone put up a sign asking for respect. Quite right.

Indeed. Proper etiquette should be observed at all times....

[DieScum]

At EdF (I think it was, something to do with energy) in Paris once I walked into the toilets to be greeted with a smelly turd slap bang in the middle of the floor. I would struggle to explain how it even got there.

I guess someone had an accident before getting to the throne and, um, they were going commando and it just slid right down and was left where it lay.

The next day someone put up a sign asking for respect. Quite right.

[Bee]

I don't use men's toilets so why were you in the ladies for a change?

I don't get it

[SueEllen]

No, I enter in the wrong toilet and I saw you.

I don't use men's toilets so why were you in the ladies for a change?

[Bee]

Oh you looked in the mirror and saw yourself.

No, I enter in the wrong toilet and I saw you.

[greenlake]

Oh you looked in the mirror and saw yourself.

[SueEllen]

I saw a man.

Oh you looked in the mirror and saw yourself.

[Bee]

I saw a man.

[MrMarkyMark]

There you go, I fixed the unpleasant racist overtones you surely didn't intend to convey. You're welcome.

The only comment I would make here, is squatting on toilets, water everywhere and broken toilet seats, in offices, is a fairly recent phenomenon.

Are you saying that toilet mounting methods have evolved and therefore thrones should be replaced by squatters

[KentDogWalker]

Urine is not sterile, and neither is the rest of you

Bear Grylls said it was

[KentDogWalker]

this is worse than being told cold showers are good for you:

"Odds are you're among the 27 million Americans who recycle. … Would you be willing to take the act of recycling a step further and internally honor your bodily home, if it meant you'd have more energy, a stronger immune system, and an ageless complexion? Of course you would."