Client Toilets

[KentDogWalker]

Urine is not sterile, and neither is the rest of you

Bear Grylls said it was

[MrMarkyMark]

There you go, I fixed the unpleasant racist overtones you surely didn't intend to convey. You're welcome.

The only comment I would make here, is squatting on toilets, water everywhere and broken toilet seats, in offices, is a fairly recent phenomenon.

Are you saying that toilet mounting methods have evolved and therefore thrones should be replaced by squatters

[Bee]

I saw a man.

[SueEllen]

I saw a man.

Oh you looked in the mirror and saw yourself.

[greenlake]

Oh you looked in the mirror and saw yourself.

[Bee]

Oh you looked in the mirror and saw yourself.

No, I enter in the wrong toilet and I saw you.

[SueEllen]

No, I enter in the wrong toilet and I saw you.

I don't use men's toilets so why were you in the ladies for a change?

[Bee]

I don't use men's toilets so why were you in the ladies for a change?

I don't get it

[DieScum]

At EdF (I think it was, something to do with energy) in Paris once I walked into the toilets to be greeted with a smelly turd slap bang in the middle of the floor. I would struggle to explain how it even got there.

I guess someone had an accident before getting to the throne and, um, they were going commando and it just slid right down and was left where it lay.

The next day someone put up a sign asking for respect. Quite right.

[greenlake]

At EdF (I think it was, something to do with energy) in Paris once I walked into the toilets to be greeted with a smelly turd slap bang in the middle of the floor. I would struggle to explain how it even got there.

I guess someone had an accident before getting to the throne and, um, they were going commando and it just slid right down and was left where it lay.

The next day someone put up a sign asking for respect. Quite right.

Indeed. Proper etiquette should be observed at all times....