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    #11
    So you're telling me there's no radioactive leak at our Xmas tree farm then?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      I learned this from Mystic Meg...
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        And this was the ball I scored a hole in one at a par 5 at St Andrews.

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          #14
          I don't care what you've seen on Blue Peter; they will not believe a disco ball with sticky back plastic on it is a bomb.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #15

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              #16
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              And now we set them up the bomb?
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #17
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                "I would just like to congratulate Dodgyagent on winning poster of the year on CUK"
                Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  So I got all my old Boy Zone and Westlife CD's and I stuck them to a beach ball....
                  I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      #20
                      so you think I should strip naked , sit on it & sing out of key? You sure that worked for Miley?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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