Caption contest

[MrMarkyMark]

You've heard of blue balls, well, mine are silver.

[woohoo]

I wish i brought my notepad now.

[stek]

It's full of Cream of Sum Yung Gai......

[RSoles]

CIA plot to fry Kim Jong-un's nads.
Step a little closer....


a little down the BBC page there was a link to:-

Kim's nude selfies - Your views

fortunately Kardasian, not Jong-un......

[greenlake]

Dear Leader....apparently, someone called Wile E Coyote rates the Acme Bomb five stars....