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Previously on "Caption contest"

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Dear Leader....apparently, someone called Wile E Coyote rates the Acme Bomb five stars....

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  • RSoles
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    CIA plot to fry Kim Jong-un's nads.
    Step a little closer....


    a little down the BBC page there was a link to:-

    Kim's nude selfies - Your views

    fortunately Kardasian, not Jong-un......
    Last edited by RSoles; 9 March 2016, 17:18.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    It's full of Cream of Sum Yung Gai......

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  • woohoo
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    I wish i brought my notepad now.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    You've heard of blue balls, well, mine are silver.

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  • vetran
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    so you think I should strip naked , sit on it & sing out of key? You sure that worked for Miley?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

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  • ELBBUBKUNPS
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    So I got all my old Boy Zone and Westlife CD's and I stuck them to a beach ball....

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    "I would just like to congratulate Dodgyagent on winning poster of the year on CUK"

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    And now we set them up the bomb?

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  • AtW
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  • LondonManc
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    I don't care what you've seen on Blue Peter; they will not believe a disco ball with sticky back plastic on it is a bomb.

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  • BrilloPad
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    And this was the ball I scored a hole in one at a par 5 at St Andrews.

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  • d000hg
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    I learned this from Mystic Meg...

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  • MarillionFan
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    So you're telling me there's no radioactive leak at our Xmas tree farm then?

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