Caption contest

**DimPrawn** · 9 March 2016, 10:32

"Now, I have one question before you take photo. Does my bomb look big in this?"

**FatLazyContractor** · 9 March 2016, 10:34

"Can I eat that pie?"

**WTFH** · 9 March 2016, 10:36

So, you've made a space hopper mould. Excellent. Can I have the first one?

**sasguru** · 9 March 2016, 10:37

All the best dictators have only one ball.

**barrydidit** · 9 March 2016, 12:30

Ayia Napa Pyongyang style

"yes, yes, but where are the 3 dozen pissed up Lancashire tarts I specified?"

**BrilloPad** · 9 March 2016, 12:51

Can you deliver the other 299 baubles by DEcember 1st which is when I put my tree up?

**PurpleGorilla** · 9 March 2016, 13:24

"and you are sure it is completely full of emmental?"

**RSoles** · 9 March 2016, 13:28

Now, can I have it painted black, with 'BOMB' in white lettering?
Oh yes and a slow fuse out the top.

**BrilloPad** · 9 March 2016, 13:32

1970s disco night preparations are well advanced.

Does this mean UK will be voting on EU membership?

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