So you're telling me there's no radioactive leak at our Xmas tree farm then?
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I learned this from Mystic Meg...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I don't care what you've seen on Blue Peter; they will not believe a disco ball with sticky back plastic on it is a bomb.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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And now we set them up the bomb?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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"I would just like to congratulate Dodgyagent on winning poster of the year on CUK"Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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So I got all my old Boy Zone and Westlife CD's and I stuck them to a beach ball....Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
I like big butts and I cannot lie.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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so you think I should strip naked , sit on it & sing out of key? You sure that worked for Miley?Comment
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