Caption contest

[FatLazyContractor]

 

[DimPrawn]

"Now, I have one question before you take photo. Does my bomb look big in this?"

 

[FatLazyContractor]

"Can I eat that pie?"

 

[WTFH]

So, you've made a space hopper mould. Excellent. Can I have the first one?

 

[sasguru]

All the best dictators have only one ball.

 

[barrydidit]

Ayia Napa Pyongyang style

"yes, yes, but where are the 3 dozen pissed up Lancashire tarts I specified?"

 

[BrilloPad]

Can you deliver the other 299 baubles by DEcember 1st which is when I put my tree up?

 

[PurpleGorilla]

"and you are sure it is completely full of emmental?"

 

[RSoles]

Now, can I have it painted black, with 'BOMB' in white lettering?
Oh yes and a slow fuse out the top.

 

[BrilloPad]

1970s disco night preparations are well advanced.

Does this mean UK will be voting on EU membership?