I don't understand how a grown human can visit a lavatory in the workplace, one that his/her colleagues are going to crap in, and leave clumps of tulip all down the porcelain!
Have they no thoughts along the lines of "better not leave the tulipter in this state, the gaffer might come in for a crouch as i am washing my hands and choose trap 2 that i have just decorated with faeces and know it's me because the seat is warm and the cistern is still refilling." (Obviously i am making ASSumption that the dirtbox depositor is washing after messing around their rectum!)
This is not the sort of behaviour one expects from a person over 4 year old say.
Can anyone think of any excuse these tramps could offer for such potty behaviour?
Have they no thoughts along the lines of "better not leave the tulipter in this state, the gaffer might come in for a crouch as i am washing my hands and choose trap 2 that i have just decorated with faeces and know it's me because the seat is warm and the cistern is still refilling." (Obviously i am making ASSumption that the dirtbox depositor is washing after messing around their rectum!)
This is not the sort of behaviour one expects from a person over 4 year old say.
Can anyone think of any excuse these tramps could offer for such potty behaviour?
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