Messy bogs

[OnceStonedRose]

There is a phantom at client co. Leaves a huge floater, with the lid down. So you hit a trap, lift the lid, and BANG get hit with massive fumes and a huge turd.

How do they do it. No loo paper. Do they do a crab walk to the next trap and then wipe? Or do they just not bother?

Client co bogs are rancid; 4 traps for 80 men. It's a tulip fest.

Have experienced the same in lots of work places, and i have gone through the same thought patterns as you describe, u found myself thinking what would me appoach to the situation be, if i wanted to leave a proud log for incomers to witness and appreciate, would i stand, let seat cool tgen leg it to next stall to finish up?

Quite a risk being outed as the phantom though.

[CoolCat]

My first job one of the senior guys would come in and have a poo first thing in the working day. He would take a good long time to do it. I remember him telling me "always do a big poo when you are getting paid for it"...

This has to be the funniest thread for ages?

[greenlake]

I don't understand how a grown human can visit a lavatory in the workplace, one that his/her colleagues are going to crap in, and leave clumps of tulip all down the porcelain!

Just be thankful it's only the toilets that are messy....

[PurpleGorilla]

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Norrahe

HTH