Messy bogs

[Lockhouse]

On my current site we get cups of water left in the loos. Most disconcerting when you accidentally kick them over.

[Scruff]

On my current site we get cups of water left in the loos. Most disconcerting when you accidentally kick them over.

http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/18...o-a-foreigner/

[SueEllen]

Bit weird to explain to people that toilet roll can go down the toilet in the UK.

[Churchill]

Seriously, you never been abroad, many a muslim country don't believe in standing water so they don't have a plug in the sink and don't have a toilet bowl with water sitting in it, most houses / public toilet only ever had a hole in the ground so you stood over the hole, that's why they stand on the seat

Indeed.

That's there, not here FFS.

But increasingly, they're here, not there!

[CoolCat]

apparently its about the angle of the dangle

I am afraid in the Indian outsourcers community standing on seats is common, many get brought up that way due to lack of toilets etc.
This is one of the things they try and train out of them in courses about how to fit in here, but often they ignore it.

[darmstadt]

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[PurpleGorilla]

There is a phantom at client co. Leaves a huge floater, with the lid down. So you hit a trap, lift the lid, and BANG get hit with massive fumes and a huge turd.

How do they do it. No loo paper. Do they do a crab walk to the next trap and then wipe? Or do they just not bother?

Client co bogs are rancid; 4 traps for 80 men. It's a tulip fest.

[Martin Scroatman]

There is a phantom at client co. Leaves a huge floater, with the lid down. So you hit a trap, lift the lid, and BANG get hit with massive fumes and a huge turd.

How do they do it. No loo paper. Do they do a crab walk to the next trap and then wipe? Or do they just not bother?

Client co bogs are rancid; 4 traps for 80 men. It's a tulip fest.

Yes. We have one here and it only takes one person to come back into the office and utter the immortal words "he's struck" for us all to know what is exactly meant.

[greenlake]

I remember one of my turds stuck to the bottom of the bog like glue.

After about 15 flushes the fecking thing was still leering at me, so I got a kettle of boiling water & scalded the fecker to death.

It flushed then.

<ZG in "you won't get the better of me, you turd" mode>

A veritable Kirk killer....

[NotAllThere]

I remember one of my turds stuck to the bottom of the bog like glue.

After about 15 flushes the fecking thing was still leering at me, so I got a kettle of boiling water & scalded the fecker to death.

It flushed then.

<ZG in "you won't get the better of me, you turd" mode>

Wait until you pass a barium meal.