it's even worse now that gloryholing has becoming the norm everywhere.
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Go where the lawyers go.
Lawyers are expensive and if you have too many they will start to contradict each other. They also have lots of books so they tend to take up a lot more space than the average person. For this reason one tends to find peace and quiet in their traps.Comment
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We've got IBM in here as well and the laminate diagram on the bog doors with a red line through for the figure stood on the toilet and a green tick for the fellow sat on it.Comment
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Worked as perm years ago at place that had 100s of call-centre type staff.
Someone was writing on the mirrors with poo. Ewwww!
I always wondered though:-
1. Plop it, then scoop it out? Or
2. Catch it in progress?
OK I'll stop now....Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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How and why? The mind bogglesOriginally posted by Mincepie View PostThe women in there tulip on the floor of the khazis.Comment
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I genuinely find this hard to believe. Why would stand one stand on the toilet seat?Originally posted by jbond007 View PostSurely this has to be in an environment which has heavy presence of offshore IT staff. I know a few clientco had to put up a sign which said no standing on bog seatsComment
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What did they write, that is wrong, seriously wrong.Originally posted by psychocandy View PostWorked as perm years ago at place that had 100s of call-centre type staff.
Someone was writing on the mirrors with poo. Ewwww!
I always wondered though:-
1. Plop it, then scoop it out? Or
2. Catch it in progress?
OK I'll stop now....Comment
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apparently its about the angle of the dangleOriginally posted by ContractorOnAMotorbike View PostI genuinely find this hard to believe. Why would stand one stand on the toilet seat?Comment
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Would it help you if you read it in the daily mail?Originally posted by ContractorOnAMotorbike View PostI genuinely find this hard to believe. Why would stand one stand on the toilet seat?
Lloyds Bank issues instructions on how to use British toilets to foreign staff | Daily Mail OnlineComment
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