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[FatLazyContractor]

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HTH

[PurpleGorilla]

[greenlake]

I don't understand how a grown human can visit a lavatory in the workplace, one that his/her colleagues are going to crap in, and leave clumps of tulip all down the porcelain!

Just be thankful it's only the toilets that are messy....

[CoolCat]

My first job one of the senior guys would come in and have a poo first thing in the working day. He would take a good long time to do it. I remember him telling me "always do a big poo when you are getting paid for it"...

This has to be the funniest thread for ages?

[OnceStonedRose]

There is a phantom at client co. Leaves a huge floater, with the lid down. So you hit a trap, lift the lid, and BANG get hit with massive fumes and a huge turd.

How do they do it. No loo paper. Do they do a crab walk to the next trap and then wipe? Or do they just not bother?

Client co bogs are rancid; 4 traps for 80 men. It's a tulip fest.

Have experienced the same in lots of work places, and i have gone through the same thought patterns as you describe, u found myself thinking what would me appoach to the situation be, if i wanted to leave a proud log for incomers to witness and appreciate, would i stand, let seat cool tgen leg it to next stall to finish up?

Quite a risk being outed as the phantom though.

[NotAllThere]

I remember one of my turds stuck to the bottom of the bog like glue.

After about 15 flushes the fecking thing was still leering at me, so I got a kettle of boiling water & scalded the fecker to death.

It flushed then.

<ZG in "you won't get the better of me, you turd" mode>

Wait until you pass a barium meal.

[greenlake]

I remember one of my turds stuck to the bottom of the bog like glue.

After about 15 flushes the fecking thing was still leering at me, so I got a kettle of boiling water & scalded the fecker to death.

It flushed then.

<ZG in "you won't get the better of me, you turd" mode>

A veritable Kirk killer....

[Martin Scroatman]

There is a phantom at client co. Leaves a huge floater, with the lid down. So you hit a trap, lift the lid, and BANG get hit with massive fumes and a huge turd.

How do they do it. No loo paper. Do they do a crab walk to the next trap and then wipe? Or do they just not bother?

Client co bogs are rancid; 4 traps for 80 men. It's a tulip fest.

Yes. We have one here and it only takes one person to come back into the office and utter the immortal words "he's struck" for us all to know what is exactly meant.

[PurpleGorilla]

There is a phantom at client co. Leaves a huge floater, with the lid down. So you hit a trap, lift the lid, and BANG get hit with massive fumes and a huge turd.

How do they do it. No loo paper. Do they do a crab walk to the next trap and then wipe? Or do they just not bother?

Client co bogs are rancid; 4 traps for 80 men. It's a tulip fest.

[darmstadt]

Required reading: http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Poo-Work.../dp/1853757403



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[CoolCat]

apparently its about the angle of the dangle

I am afraid in the Indian outsourcers community standing on seats is common, many get brought up that way due to lack of toilets etc.
This is one of the things they try and train out of them in courses about how to fit in here, but often they ignore it.

[Churchill]

Seriously, you never been abroad, many a muslim country don't believe in standing water so they don't have a plug in the sink and don't have a toilet bowl with water sitting in it, most houses / public toilet only ever had a hole in the ground so you stood over the hole, that's why they stand on the seat

Indeed.

That's there, not here FFS.

But increasingly, they're here, not there!

[SueEllen]

Bit weird to explain to people that toilet roll can go down the toilet in the UK.

[Scruff]

On my current site we get cups of water left in the loos. Most disconcerting when you accidentally kick them over.

http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/18...o-a-foreigner/

[Lockhouse]

On my current site we get cups of water left in the loos. Most disconcerting when you accidentally kick them over.