Messy bogs

[OnceStonedRose]

I don't understand how a grown human can visit a lavatory in the workplace, one that his/her colleagues are going to crap in, and leave clumps of tulip all down the porcelain!

Have they no thoughts along the lines of "better not leave the tulipter in this state, the gaffer might come in for a crouch as i am washing my hands and choose trap 2 that i have just decorated with faeces and know it's me because the seat is warm and the cistern is still refilling." (Obviously i am making ASSumption that the dirtbox depositor is washing after messing around their rectum!)

This is not the sort of behaviour one expects from a person over 4 year old say.

Can anyone think of any excuse these tramps could offer for such potty behaviour?

 

[DimPrawn]

Do you have a team of gentlemen from an offshore IT outsourcing company. There might lie your answer.

 

[OnceStonedRose]

Do you have a team of gentlemen from an offshore IT outsourcing company. There might lie your answer.

Majority honky middle class chaps to be honest,

 

[DimPrawn]

Majority honky middle class chaps to be honest,

They're even worse. Especially Guardian readers.

 

[mudskipper]

Is a brush provided?

 

[DimPrawn]

Is a brush provided?

That's for your hair or teeth, surely?

 

[OnceStonedRose]

Is a brush provided?

Each stall has it's own brush yeah. I'm not alone in wondering what the thought processes are of these turd leaving troggs am I?

 

[Chuck]

That's happens at my client too. Disgusting.

What I think is worse are the scumbags who not only are too lazy to lift the seat when they go for a piss, but proceed to piss all over the seat and not clean it up.

Filthy feckers.

 

[OnceStonedRose]

That's happens at my client too. Disgusting.

What I think is worse are the scumbags who not only are too lazy to lift the seat when they go for a piss, but proceed to piss all over the seat and not clean it up.

Filthy feckers.

Last place had bogeys and snot all over the wall in front of you as you had a piss at the piss-stones, like being in a 1980's ale house on a run down estate. Scruffy ****ers.

 

[OnceStonedRose]

In the previous building, up the hill a bit, they used to break bog seats by standing on them whilst having a dump.

I must have reported 5 or 6 broken seats over the years.

This made me "lol"......