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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    How do you manage Risks, Issues, Assumptions and Dependencies then?
    he pretends they won't exist if we remain in the EU!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      How do you manage Risks, Issues, Assumptions and Dependencies then?
      How did you manage them before someone came up with the this acronym?
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #23
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        he pretends they won't exist if we remain in the EU!
        Twat...
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          How do you manage Risks, Issues, Assumptions and Dependencies then?
          Feck me are you still around cocking up projects?
          Why don't you just admit what is obvious to everyone else: your IQ is too low to do this job?
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #25
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            How did you manage them before someone came up with the this acronym?
            The same as now, badly
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #26
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Twat...
              nice debating style!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #27
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                nice debating style!
                Nearly as good as the Tory twats in the House of Commons Or the UKIP twats in the European Parliament
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  How did you manage them before someone came up with the this acronym?
                  So it's the acronym you have a problem with?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    nice debating style!
                    It's the manopause.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      So it's the acronym you have a problem with?
                      yeah he wants to rename it twat . "This Was All Trouble" log!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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