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How did you manage them before someone came up with the this acronym?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHow do you manage Risks, Issues, Assumptions and Dependencies then?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Twat...Originally posted by vetran View Posthe pretends they won't exist if we remain in the EU!“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Feck me are you still around cocking up projects?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHow do you manage Risks, Issues, Assumptions and Dependencies then?
Why don't you just admit what is obvious to everyone else: your IQ is too low to do this job?Hard Brexit now!
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The same as now, badlyOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostHow did you manage them before someone came up with the this acronym?
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Nearly as good as the Tory twats in the House of CommonsOriginally posted by vetran View Postnice debating style!
Or the UKIP twats in the European Parliament
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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So it's the acronym you have a problem with?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostHow did you manage them before someone came up with the this acronym?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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It's the manopause.Originally posted by vetran View Postnice debating style!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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yeah he wants to rename it twat . "This Was All Trouble" log!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSo it's the acronym you have a problem with?
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