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Amazing. It's so human you start to feel sorry for it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I am ordering a female one.Originally posted by d000hg View PostAmazing. It's so human you start to feel sorry for it.Comment
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How do you know that one wasn't?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I want a female robot dominatrix. Got to be cheaper than NLYUK. I do hope this research will not stop it using the cheesed grater on my bits....Comment
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A robot will never love you like NLYUK does!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI want a female robot dominatrix. Got to be cheaper than NLYUK. I do hope this research will not stop it using the cheesed grater on my bits....'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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NLYUK told me that she'll only stop with the cheese grater when you start cleaning off the cheese.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI want a female robot dominatrix. Got to be cheaper than NLYUK. I do hope this research will not stop it using the cheesed grater on my bits....Comment
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