- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "This is why the machines turned against us"
Collapse
-
My grated cheese and beans baked spud from last night has suddenly started repeating on me
Leave a comment:
-
NLYUK told me that she'll only stop with the cheese grater when you start cleaning off the cheese.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI want a female robot dominatrix. Got to be cheaper than NLYUK. I do hope this research will not stop it using the cheesed grater on my bits....
Leave a comment:
-
A robot will never love you like NLYUK does!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI want a female robot dominatrix. Got to be cheaper than NLYUK. I do hope this research will not stop it using the cheesed grater on my bits....
Leave a comment:
-
I want a female robot dominatrix. Got to be cheaper than NLYUK. I do hope this research will not stop it using the cheesed grater on my bits....
Leave a comment:
-
its getting ready to work in a renowned online book store.
Once these are perfected employment will change dramatically.Countries that have imported cheap labour will have no idea what to do with them.
Leave a comment:
-
This is why the machines turned against us
Tags: None
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Should a new limited company not making much money pay a salary/dividend? Today 08:43
- Blocking the 2025 Loan Charge settlement opportunity from being a genuine opportunity is… HMRC Yesterday 07:41
- How a buyer’s market in UK property for 2026 is contractors’ double-edge sword Feb 11 07:12
- Why PAYE overcharging by HMRC is every contractor’s problem Feb 10 06:26
- Government unveils ‘Umbrella Company Regulations consultation’ Feb 9 05:55
- JSL rules ‘are HMRC’s way to make contractor umbrella company clients give a sh*t where their money goes’ Feb 8 07:42
- Contractors warned over HMRC charging £3.5 billion too much Feb 6 03:18
- Statutory Sick Pay (SSP) for umbrella company contractors: an April 2026 explainer Feb 5 07:19
- IR35: IT contractors ‘most concerned about off-payroll working rules’ Feb 4 07:11
- Labour’s near-silence on its employment status shakeup is telling, and disappointing Feb 3 07:47

Leave a comment: