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I know right. I went back the night after to see it again.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post'I have never seen anything more revolting in my life. I am seriously mentally scarred by it.'
Or does that quote relate to Cojak dunking croissants?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI know right. I went back the night after to see it again.
Or does that quote relate to Cojak dunking croissants?
Is "dunking croissants" a euphemism?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Have you just called Cojak a Chav?Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Or does that quote relate to Cojak dunking croissants?
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Hasn't Sexy Barbara slipped in to fill that one. Isn't it her Daughter or is that a myth?Originally posted by Gumbo Robot View PostI guess this leaves a hole in the market
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A myth according to that article though I'd always heard there was a daughter who did a slightly less risqué routine.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHasn't Sexy Barbara slipped in to fill that one. Isn't it her Daughter or is that a myth?Comment
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