Reply to: Cancelling my Holiday in Benidorm

[OwlHoot]

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Actually, I think I may have seen too much. I can never watch ping pong without smiling.

Are they still allowed to, um, puff away on cigarettes?

Or did all that go out of the window with smoking bans?

[FatLazyContractor]

Actually, I think I may have seen too much. I can never watch ping pong because my belly comes in my way

ftfy

[vetran]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCkz7gzeQYM

[Hobosapien]

Those shows are a right of passage.

I'm just grateful I can't picture the phrase "I've got an arse like a blood orange". Maybe there are some other shows out there that should be on the bucket list.

[MarillionFan]

Actually, I think I may have seen too much. I can never watch ping pong without smiling.

[MarillionFan]

Reminds me of my times at the banana club in Amsterdam.

Mmmm. Not sure what's worse. Sticky Vicky or the Banana club in Amsterdam, or the fact I've seen both.

[Hobosapien]

Reminds me of my times at the banana club in Amsterdam.

[nods]
Another underwhelming experience. Highlight of the banana club for me was when one of the lads in our group fell asleep and the guy in the gorilla outfit came over and posed for some photos with him. Fortunately it was only his banana he was sticking in my mates ear/nose/face. He woke up with the 'gorilla' dry humping him and nearly shat himself

As for Sticky, wow only just retired. One of my first holidays abroad was to Benidorm, and even as a naive teen I found watching the crowd reaction more interesting. Maybe it's because she was a bit of a minger even back then. Is she the one that rides on the leccy mobility scooter in the tv show?

[Gumbo Robot]

Hasn't Sexy Barbara slipped in to fill that one. Isn't it her Daughter or is that a myth?

A myth according to that article though I'd always heard there was a daughter who did a slightly less risqué routine.

[Unix]

Andyw's mum is retiring?

[northernladuk]

I guess this leaves a hole in the market

Hasn't Sexy Barbara slipped in to fill that one. Isn't it her Daughter or is that a myth?

[Gumbo Robot]

I guess this leaves a hole in the market

[FatLazyContractor]

Or does that quote relate to Cojak dunking croissants?

Have you just called Cojak a Chav?

[WTFH]

I know right. I went back the night after to see it again.

Or does that quote relate to Cojak dunking croissants?

Is "dunking croissants" a euphemism?

[BrilloPad]

Reminds me of my times at the banana club in Amsterdam.

[northernladuk]

'I have never seen anything more revolting in my life. I am seriously mentally scarred by it.'

I know right. I went back the night after to see it again.

Or does that quote relate to Cojak dunking croissants?