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Cancelling my Holiday in Benidorm

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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Reminds me of my times at the banana club in Amsterdam.
    [nods]
    Another underwhelming experience. Highlight of the banana club for me was when one of the lads in our group fell asleep and the guy in the gorilla outfit came over and posed for some photos with him. Fortunately it was only his banana he was sticking in my mates ear/nose/face. He woke up with the 'gorilla' dry humping him and nearly shat himself

    As for Sticky, wow only just retired. One of my first holidays abroad was to Benidorm, and even as a naive teen I found watching the crowd reaction more interesting. Maybe it's because she was a bit of a minger even back then. Is she the one that rides on the leccy mobility scooter in the tv show?
    Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Reminds me of my times at the banana club in Amsterdam.

      Mmmm. Not sure what's worse. Sticky Vicky or the Banana club in Amsterdam, or the fact I've seen both.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Actually, I think I may have seen too much. I can never watch ping pong without smiling.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Those shows are a right of passage.

          I'm just grateful I can't picture the phrase "I've got an arse like a blood orange". Maybe there are some other shows out there that should be on the bucket list.
          Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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            #15
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCkz7gzeQYM
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Actually, I think I may have seen too much. I can never watch ping pong because my belly comes in my way
              ftfy

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
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                Actually, I think I may have seen too much. I can never watch ping pong without smiling.
                Are they still allowed to, um, puff away on cigarettes?

                Or did all that go out of the window with smoking bans?
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