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    #31
    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Three S's - Top Man!
    Bet your wife loves your plughole.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #32
      crawl out of bed at 8amish woken normally by Mini Miss V cuddling up.
      3Ss, Mrs V has made me coffee. Cook breakfast while greeting the kids running round the playroom.
      Commute across the garden to Manshack for 08:55.

      Or

      up at 7:15, 3S, grab coffee and run out the door b4 8 either on bike or in car. Eat breakfast porridge at desk about 08:50 as needed.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        Three S's - Top Man!
        I grew a beard to avoid one of the S's
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #34
          Oddly enough we also listen to Absolute80s but evening meal times rather than breakfast.

          Yes it's quite nice to eat as a family until my 3 yr old gets up and starts to "dance" to Ace Of Spades and Fade To Grey

          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #35
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            I grew a beard to avoid one of the S's
            for me growing a beard that S would be 'Sex'

            Mrs V doesn't like a rash.

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              #36
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              for me growing a beard that S would be 'Sex'

              Mrs V doesn't like a rash.
              Let it grow longer and it just goes soft and furry
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #37
                Mondays and Fridays : awoken by Cat demanding breakfast at about 8:00. Stagger downstairs, feed cat, make coffee, sit at desk with coffee until brain engages. Breakfast / ablutions when I can be bothered.

                Tuesdays : 5:00am start, shower and a piss, coffee and porridge for breakfast. Feed Cat if I remember and he's awake. Leave for Client co around 6:00. Get to office 10:00-10:30 depending on traffic. Shower at gym in the evening.

                Wednesday : 6:30 start, at desk by 7:00. breakfast when canteen opens at 08:00, shower at gym in the evening.

                Thursday: 6:30 start, at desk by 7:00, breakfast when canteen opens at 08:00. Leave for home at around 15:00.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Let it grow longer and it just goes soft and furry
                  tried that, she likes the smooth talking cavalier she married.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Of course not. I'm a contractor, not a mug
                    Ha ha. Worryingly I'll be 63 when my daughters 18.

                    BUT of course, when I'm old my kids can look after me!
                    Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      tried that, she likes the smooth talking cavalier she married.
                      A beard tickles the parts that can be left out!
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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